Title: Elevation
Characters: Andres Iniesta, Xavi Hernandez, other Barca players, Pep Guardiola
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true.
Summary: At half-time, Pep had looked all of them in the eye, one by one, and spoke in his soft voice, quietly enough that they'd all leaned in a little bit to hear. Andres and the aftermath of the second Chelsea game. ( Read more... )

Warnings for dubious Barca crack, suggestions of strange supernatural occurrences, and various implied pairings.

A (partial) explanation for this madness:

1) Certain images featuring one A. Iniesta from the Euros, leading to conversations about vampirism between yours truly, tall_tree and I believe bustedflush also ( Read more... )

Title: Homage to Catalunya
Pairings: (hints at) Thierry Henry/Bobby Pires, (fleeting mentions of) Xavi Hernandez/Javiola Saviola, Pep Guardiola/Luis Figo
Characters: Thierry Henry, Robert Pires, Leo Messi, Cesc Fabregas, Frank Rijkaard and various other Barca players
Rating: PG
Summary: It’s been a fair few weeks, and yet he still can’t stop doing ( Read more... )